Original: “No man is an island.” – John Donne
Improved: “No man is Long Island — with the possible exception of Billy Joel.”
Original: “No man is an island.” – John Donne
Improved: “No man is Long Island — with the possible exception of Billy Joel.”
Original: “Never send to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.” – John Donne
Improved: “Never send to know for whom the bell tolls. It’s probably tolling for Jerry. He has emphysema.”
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