Success, at last!
Word has reached us through well-placed sources at the White House that our six-week effort to force President Bush from office by publishing bawdy verse about him is finally bearing fruit. Our source confirms that the president has been reading our posts and, earlier this week, asked Attorney General Mukasey to draft a letter of resignation for the president. It seems that last week’s limerick struck a nerve with a mention of Abu Ghraib prison and the notorious atrocities that took place there.
This week we strike again at the president’s Achilles Heel with another poem on the same subject in the hope that, if Bush has not definitely decided to resign, this one will push him off the fence.
While visiting Abu Ghraib
Bush took a stroll in the neighb
It’s pronounced, “Abu Ghraib”
Said a colonel named Jeb
And the mome raths outgrabe.
